Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Red Sox sure look overrated

It's baseball season, which means time for intern Cheyenne to pump his beloved Yankees:

Although the season just started and there are a lot of games left, the Boston Red Sox look very overrated. Boston has started the season 0-4. Its pitching has given up 29 runs, and the offense had scored just 12 runs.

The rival Yankees, on the other hand, have scored 31 runs and yielded 27. So, tell me again which team has better hitting and pitching? The Yankees do. The Red Sox, the favorites to win the AL East? It may already be time to reconsider.

The Pittsburgh Pirates have a better record and have scored more runs than the Red Sox. In case you didn’t know, the Pirates had the worst record in all of baseball last season.

That’s like the Cleveland Cavaliers beating the Miami Heat. Oh wait, that actually happened. I meant to say that’s like Rajon Rondo of the Celtics winning the NBA MVP award over Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose.