Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Oil prices are high, so turn off the Heat

From our trusty intern Cheyenne, hater of all things Miami Heat:

The Miami HEAT are on a five-game losing streak and have to play the Lakers tomorrow. The HEAT can’t beat the upper echelon, evidenced by their 1-9 record against the five top teams.

If the HEAT can’t beat the good teams, they can not win an NBA championship — simple as that. Against the top five teams, Miami gives up 97.3 points per game and only score just 92.2 PPG. What a great “Decision” by LeBron James. He went to Miami to win a championship, but now his record is not even as good as it was in Cleveland.

I think that is hilarious. I love watching the HEAT suffer. Poor, poor HEAT … go right ahead and cry. Surely it won’t be the last time.

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